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Happy ice cream sammich day everyone in cyberland!

mememeslacker

i know i know i signed up to be mememe interviewed and i haven't answered the questions. . .i am what you would call a slacker . . .actually just a blog slacker irl i am a busy busy bee . . .
i will post it soon it's just this coming week well i have one day off lol and thats fat kid day :)
but soon oh so soon i will blog about many things
now i just need about 12 extra hours per day
peace, love, and chicken grease or some other nonsense
me

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blogity blog blog blog blogity blog blog bloggy something or another joo joo bean HI :)

the cast

so like i said there are 6 soon to be 7 of us
-first the store manager person
shes well . . .nice . . .distracted. . .fun to take smoke breaks with. . .not ready to be a manager. . .

-the other asst mgr person
sweet. . .heart broken. . .odd. . .better as u get to know em. . . looks blonde and ditzy but knows how to read. . . she bounces when shes excited (its very scary)

me-perfectly wonderful in every way

-fat head
he has a fat huge head. . .under 21. . .kinda ghetto. . .has all the saved by the bell dvds. . .tries to compete in my sarcasm, but permantly lost when i told him i would stop making fun of him bc making fun of him was like picking on the person who came in second at the special olympics (we know refer to him as 2nd place all the time)

-token angry black man
well hes under 21 aswell so hes really not a man, but you get the idea. . .hes sarcastic. . .hes our black version of milton from office space. . .always threatening the burn the place down etc. . .and he really does carry his stapler from class to class!

-the one girl part timer
she doesnt have a lot to say, she likes scarves, has a bit of booty, likes big hispanic men, and is our best worker mainly bc she doesn't have a lot to say

and soon to arrive!
the trench coat mafia
hes quiet, timid, hasn't had a job in his life, and wears a big black trench coat all the time . . .

well thats my daily cast

for cami

i need to write something to entertain u apperently. . .i think this means michele needs to write more to entertain both u and i, but thats just me thinking . . .
so a few disclaimers before i write-
I don't do punctuation, well not really sometimes i randomly add it then there are times i don't. u get used to it ;)
umm other disclaimers well i'm weird, but u knew that otherwise u wouldn't be reading this lol

i think i will write about where and who i work with so that way when i bitch about it and i will bitch u will be able to know who is getting the bitching

i work for the van husen corp who is a giant monster of a company and owns everyone . . .calvin klein, bass, geoffrey beene, van husen (obviously), most of tommy hilfiger, and many other names.
i am an assistant manager for a store and i work with 5 other ppl soon to be 6 once we hire the trench coat mafia
*introducing the cast*

ack kid's grouchy thats all u get for now

weak

well marc came home with some cloves muahhahaha yeah i'm weak but i'm ok with that
anyhow i get to drink tonite and smoke! laters

o thinks i want to write about later so i remembner when i'm sober
lesbians with kids
xmas with the fam
music
friendship
oldness

smoking

i miss it. . .i don't miss it, but i do. We both quit when we found out we were pregnant and I haven't smoked a single puff since. Now Christopher is born and times are stressful. It seems Marc and I are taking turns telling the other one not to go buy some cloves. Althought a few more times and instead of telling him not go buy some, I will be running up to the closest person smoking and snatch it right from their hands. I don't want to start smoking again bc I don't want Christopher to grow up seeing me smoke. I'm just not sure I am serious about not smoking. Its the rainy season here and it makes me miss smoking more then anything. Something about smoking under an awning while its raining and drinking hot coffee that is just wonderful. I miss that. I also miss the conversations I always seem to have when I'm out smoking with someone. Does this desire to poison my lungs ever go away? I'm not a person of strong will power when it comes to my vices. Do I wait until Marc gives in so I don't feel so guilty? Or do I just do what I want and demand a clove right now? I am trying to do the right thing and let neither of us go there, but damnit I'm not good at doing the right thing. Why is something tiny that i set on fire and suck on so desireable?